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Big sis is so sweet. She drives me to work AND pretends not to notice when I literally stare at her chest the entire time. They’re so firm that if I wasn’t her brother, I would think they were fake!

tricias-captions: When Twyana told me that day at work that she would make me her bitch, I had no idea that it would become literally true.

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

kinkyfunny: After a hard day at work, I plopped down at the table with a cold beer and sighed, “Well, Fuck Me.” I did not mean it literally, but I did sleep good that night and the sore ass didn’t bother me, not much anyway. I’m thinking

momentary-ecstasy:I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries.

lookatyounow:me at age 10: school is LITERALLY a prison. they keep us here for hours and dont let us eat or use the bathroom unless we ask. and we’re forced to do dumb unnecessary work and we can’t leave. this sucksme at age 15: that was a

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

aboutstark: Alec “Tired AF” Hardy Why does everyone use first names so much, like they all work in marketing? Why do people insist on doing that? I mean, if you look at a person, I look at you, you know I’m talking to you. I don’t need to say

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

thealphapigeon:Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something

jumex: cstcrpt: bodynegative: gothblack: jumex: gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time…… But can they put it together sis Literally wtf is a screwdriver A cocktail

so one of my store managers literally just basically told me that i’m inefficient at my job???? like i asked her why it is that i’m working 10am {for replenishing and sales) now instead of 6am (to do backstock) and she said it’s b/c i’m replenishment

food-n-words: jamaicanblackcastoroil: sapphrikahhh: like literally this gon me be forever. when I tell you I will remember that day forever. I hid in the bathroom crying at work, then moved to the basement and cried some more. Could not deal. Cried

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

lostbutchbrat: Thinking about cuddling a butch while were both really horny and starting to grind against them while trying to get on top. They’d smirk at me and tell me “sweetheart, that’s not how this works,” before flipping me onto my back,

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

whiskey-and-ink: upallnightogetloki:moonlitwitch:ladyshinga:I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own jokeit’s my favorite jokeI LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME

upallnightogetloki:moonlitwitch:ladyshinga:I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own jokeit’s my favorite joke I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN AND

stability:my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them

husssel: mariahcareys: niconiconomicon: thebootydiaries: oh my god fucked DON’T DO THAT A coworker told me this today at work and I literally wanted to kick her ass.

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

someponys-scribbles: adlezaxel: Pokémon logic. I must admit that they had me laughing quite a while. Find me at: Deviantart Instagram Do not repost my art - reblog instead! This is literally Jessie and James’ strategy for fooling Ash (and it worked

carpeumbra:upallnightogetloki:moonlitwitch:ladyshinga:I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own jokeit’s my favorite jokeI LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL

kinkyfunny: After a hard day at work, I plopped down at the table with a cold beer and sighed, “Well, Fuck Me.” I did not mean it literally, but I did sleep good that night and the sore ass didn’t bother me, not much anyway. I’m thinking

upallnightogetloki:moonlitwitch:ladyshinga:I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own jokeit’s my favorite joke I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN

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